Introducing the Christmas dog jumpers everyone will be talking about this year — bold, cosy, and unapologetically cheeky
Designed exclusively for Oh My Dog Conwy, these hilarious Close-to-the-Bone knits bring all the festive sass with none of the scratchy jumpers your dog usually hates.
Each jumper is made from a soft, stretchy knit that’s warm, comfy and perfect for winter walks, Christmas markets, family photos… and causing chaos at the dinner table. With playful fair-isle patterns and laugh-out-loud slogans like “Festive Little Twat”, “Christmas Gobshite”, “Grumpy Elf” and “Jingle Bell-End”, these jumpers are guaranteed to steal the spotlight
Whether your dog is the life of the party or the grumpy one who steals pigs-in-blankets, there’s a jumper here to suit every personality
🧶 Features:
- Super soft & stretchy knitted fabric
- Cosy roll-neck design
- Four hilarious festive slogans
- Available in multiple sizes from XS (tiny breed) to XL (Cockerpoo size)
- Limited-run Christmas collection — once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Make your pup the talk of Christmas 2025. These jumpers are not for the easily offended… but perfect for those who love a bit of festive mischief
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Size
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Body
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Chest Collar (cm)
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Dog breed for reference
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XS
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20
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28
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20
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Chihuahua, Sml Puppy I.e Dachshund puppy!
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S
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25
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32
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24
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ToyPoodle, Boston Terrier, Sml dachshund,Teacup Yorkshire terrier
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M
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30
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40
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28
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Pug, Shih Tzu, Dachshund, Yorkshire Terrier
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L
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35
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44
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32
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Shiba Inu, Frenchie Sml CockerSpaniel, Sml Cockerpo
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XL
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40
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48
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36
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Sheltie,Sml Border Collie, Cockerpoo
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🐾 “Our jumpers range from XS–XL, but please note that even the XL is designed for small to medium breeds (e.g., Cockapoos or Spaniels) and is not suitable for large-breed dogs. Please measure your dog before buying”
