Funny Dog Door Matt

Give your doorstep a dose of sass with our hilarious dog doormat that cheekily declares: “WARNING! The Dog Is A Dickhead.” Perfect for dog lovers with a wicked sense of humour, this mat guarantees a laugh before anyone even steps inside.

Made from tough, natural coir fibres with a sturdy non-slip backing, it’s built to handle muddy paws, dirty boots, and plenty of double-takes from your visitors. Whether you pop it inside the hallway or right out front, this mat is as practical as it is funny.

Looking for a gift that isn’t boring? This rude (but lovable) welcome mat makes a brilliant present for birthdays, housewarmings, Christmas—or just because you know someone who loves their dog more than people.

Why you’ll love it:

• 40x60cm
• Crafted from 100% natural coconut husk fibres
• Strong PVC backing keeps it firmly in place
• Indoor or outdoor use